Everything, Everything

My phone is excellent, with two exceptions: barely noticeable issue displaying red colours; can't hold a phone call (then needs a restart).

Stumbled upon the new Instagram-like filters and effects in Android 4.2.1's camera application. Also, am drinking wine. http://t.co/FVZ8JbOd

Below freezing outside?! So glad to be inside with a hot water bottle! Opening a bottle might help too (wine or beer?). http://t.co/DKkSqH5D

A #MasterChef series without John Torode just isn't right. At least there's Greg Wallace.

Sunday nights are officially great: Homeland is now followed by a new season of Peep Show. Thanks Channel 4!

Guy on train has such cheesy lines and moves. Think he was taught how to flirt in the 80s from rubbish movies. #wecanallseeyoutouchingherleg

Fast train from London was slow, overcrowded, and may not reach its destination due to flooding. Thankfully changed trains way before then.

Why do people watch Strictly Come Dancing? She was just walking and twirling, when she wasn't sat on a bike.

Come on Arsenal! Beer and football! http://t.co/BgO9UBgq

Stuck in my head: Da-da-dadada da-da Circus! Da-da-dadada da-da Afro! Circus! Afro! Circus! Afro! Polka-dot, Polka-dot, Polka-dot! Afro!

Saw this on Arseblog about Arteta. Made me laugh. http://t.co/0XgnfQbX

Hope Coquelin plays today, pushing Arteta further up pitch to make things happen. Home game + Fulham = 3 points? Come on #Arsenal!

"@mikko: The icon Windows 8 uses for connected iPhone 5 devices? Wait for it... http://t.co/uBpCigMp" I hope that's true, but probably fake?

Centos, Hyper-V and Me http://t.co/ZKZuclov

It looks like Linux Integration Services 3.4 only copes with Centos 6.3 with kernel 2.6.32-279.9.1.el6.i686 or older. It's odd that Microsoft officially supports Centos 6, but their integration software never seems to keep up with the kernels (I hit a similar issue with 3.3). Thankfully it's not too difficult to tell grub.conf to boot the older version (or add kernel* as an exclusion in yum.conf), assuming you can access the Hyper-V host okay, but it's quite annoying.

Carrie Mathison is a cross between Jack Bauer and The Joker. With better hair.

#nowplaying @Radiohead - Electioneering

Champagne, mint choc ice cream, fan heater and surrounded by cats. Can life get any better?

Should have brought my hot water bottle to work. The warmth would be more important than the inevitable ridicule. #cold and #grumpy :(

New feature in Remote Desktop client on my phone. Seems to work with Win8 VM. Need to find a multi touch app though! http://t.co/4YZAR5gc

"@richardosman: 'Sweet Escape' by Gwen Stefani is one of the great lost pop singles. That's just my opinion." Woohoo, eeehoo!

Finally watching Donnie Darko for the first time. I hope it's as good as people suggest. #nospoilersplease

Was that our first shot on target? In injury time? Again?