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Gordon Bot
Monday 3rd May, 2010 11:20 Comments: 0
As I watched the live footage of Gordon Brown's visit to Ipswich, I was reminded of an article I read last night that mentioned how wooden Brown's questions were.
  • How old are you?
  • What age are you?
  • That's a good age.
  • It's nice to meet you.
  • It's good to see you.
  • What football team do you support?
  • Thank you.
  • Good.
  • [repeat their response as a question]
If I could be bothered, I might write a little JavaScript based Gordon-bot. I can only assume he's keeping the questions and responses simple to avoid putting his foot in it, as I don't think he could pass the Turing Test based on his current performance.

I'm sure he'll do considerably better during the proper Q&A that's about to start, he seems to know his manifesto (and those of the other parties) extremely well.
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